Friday, March 26, 2010

I would like to introduce...

This is Shmaddison. 



She traded places with my baby, Addison.  This new girl, she doesn't like me so much.  She yells at me.  She just yells period.  She whines.  She cries when I put her to sleep. She walks around the house and cries.   And then she yells some more.  The only way to stop the yelling?  Give her whatever she wants and do nothing but entertain her.  But don't blink, or she will start whining again.   So, if any of you see my daughter Addison, she looks like this...


If you see her, let me know.  I want her back.  Shmaddison hates me.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Addison is 1!

This is Addison's very first picture on her very first birthday....


This is my one year old eating her breakfast on her birthday...


This is my one year old taking a bath on her birthday...

These are the decorations at my one year old's birthday party...the banner is courtesy of her Aunt Amy and the tissue paper balls were fluffed by her Aunt Lisa...my mom helped me decorate the cake...my favorite part was her name, I made the letters out of royal icing...




This is my one year old frowning at me right before her party...

This is my one year old "blowing out her candles" on her birthday...thank you Colton for the help...

This is my one year old eating her cake on her birthday...




This is my one year old opening her first present...

This is my one year old ditching the present opening...

This is Sophie crying at my one year old's birthday...again...

This my one year old in her jammies...on her birthday...

Addy, I love you.  I don't want you to grow up.
The End.

It was a great first birthday.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Just a Spoon Full of Sugar....

On Sunday Aubrey ran around ALL day at my mom's.  I'm talking summer dress, no shoes, no coat kind of run around and play.  Then at about 5 o' clock she started to say her ear hurt, but she said Tyson hit her with something on the ear.  That is usually her go-to story.  I thought maybe it stemmed from Colton getting his ear sliced open by a ginormous frisbee thrown by his 9 year old cousin.  It of course was an accident, they were playing catch.  Either way, his ear looked nasty and it cut it good enough we could see cartilage.  We kept an ice pack on it and within about 20 minutes he was back outside running around.  But back to the actual point of the story.  Aubrey.  Well, she fell asleep in the car on the way home and was pretty much comatose for the rest of the evening except when she would come to a bit and start wailing for me.  And when she puked.  Twice.  Luckily we had some ear drops for the pain from when Addy had an ear infection so we made it through the night ok.  So we were off to the dr's in the morning and sure enough, she has a pretty bad infection and the doc thinks her ear drum may have ruptured.  So one prescription later... and here comes my favorite part, she hates taking medicine!!  What a surprise!!  Something else for one of my children to be difficult and have issues about.  She actually hadn't needed antibiotics since 2007!  Crazy right?  So far she has cried under a chair, that time was after I told her if she didn't take her medicine and get better people would think I was a bad mom and then take her away from me, told me she had to go poop and then sat with her feet against the bathroom door for awhile, said she had to go potty, and has made many attempts to run and hide.  Finally tonight she actually took it with out crying.  We were 'practicing' taking our medicine so good so we could show grandma lo and get to go to the toy store.  Bribing grandparents are top notch.  This just might be the wrong kid to bribe though, her list is getting pretty long...

Sunday, March 7, 2010

I know this post is long, but if you actually get to the end, there is a story that makes it totally worth it!  AMY DO NOT SKIP TO THE END.  I so know you.

Another Sunday down, and this week it started extra early.  That's right, the bishop asked to meet with us.  A little check in on our life and one calling extended.  I am now, an Activities Day Leader.  When he asked me, I was pretty much thinking, "What is that?"  I asked if it had to do with the young women and he said yes, which kinda freaked me out a little.  You see, I am still intimidated by teenage girls.  But, no worries there, these young women will be between the ages of 8 and 10.  That I think I can do. Fingers crossed anyways....Lets not forget, I am one of the least active people ever.

Denice has been taking Aubrey to Sharing Time for me while I attend my "Marriage"  Sunday School class.  Even though she struggles with going, and refuses for the most part to participate, when she comes home I hear her singing the songs.  I love it.  Anyway, Denice is away on a cruise so I took Aubs myself today.  Holy cow I had so much fun!  The women in there are fantastic!  It was super fun and I was entertained the entire hour.  Aubrey got called on to hold up a sign, I was so surprised when she actually did it and even more surprised when I realized she was crying!  Kids are supposed to love this stuff!  Nope, she was crying and she was even standing so close to me I could still touch her!  I need to teach that girl to loosen up... A story was told about President Monson.  When he was a boy he wanted a train for Christmas.  His mother got him this really nice expensive train.  She also bought a wind up train for the boy next door whose family didn't have much money.  Well, when President Monson saw that the little boy's train had a tank car that his didn't he told his mom he wanted that car.  His mom asked if he was sure, reminding him that his train was much nicer, and that the other little boy didn't have much.  But President Monson was sure he wanted it.  Later when they took the little boy his train and they saw how excited he was and how much he loved it, President Monson went home, got the tank car he had kept and gave this little boy one of the special cars from his brand new train too.  The point of the story for the primary kids was giving.  I took away the role of his mother in the story.  If Colton would have told me he wanted someone elses toy who had less than we did, I would tell him how sad it made me, how he should be grateful for what he has, I would never have let him keep it.  But President Monson's mother allowed him to learn, to decide, to grow.  I hope I will keep this story with me, that I will remember to let my kids learn through their own experiences.  I think maybe I should pay more attention to these stories, to learn from the mothers of truly great men. 

The Relief Society lesson today was on charity, but we also talked for awhile on forgiveness.  I made a comment in class about forgiveness, which is kinda funny considering how greatly I struggle with that particular principal.  That is my second week in a row commenting.  Crazy right?  As soon as I raise my hand, my face gets hot and I feel myself getting red.  I shake a little too.  My voice is all wobbly, and I can barely get my thoughts out.  I am nervous just reliving it right now.  Alicia told me after wards not to worry, people who don't really know me probably just think I am really emotional, and touched.  Jokes on them then....Here is the second thing I almost commented, but I just couldn't make myself look like an idiot twice in one lesson.  So, all these women are sharing their experiences of service, you know the ones where they just felt like they should do something and then found out later how that someone they did it for just really needed that.  They were encouraging all of us to listen to those personal promptings.  The whole time I kept thinking...here is my personal problem with service.  When I know I have done something really nice for someone, or someone has said thanks that is just what I needed, I get all "Puffed Up in the Chest" so to speak.  Like, ah yeah. I'm good.  BUT, what saves me from myself is the fear of being humbled.  So, I try real hard to keep these child size feet on the ground.  Good thing I am so comfortable being mediocre...

All in all, I had a pretty good day.  I kinda started the day all grumpy and hard of heart, but after listening to those kids sing today, put things right back into perspective.

Ok, so the big moment everyone has been reading for............................................................................................................................................I walked out of the bathroom with my skirt tucked in to my spanks.  Yep.  I totally did.  And, there was a man right outside the bathroom across the hall.  He pretended not to notice. I didn't get to far, maybe 3 or 4 steps, but THANK GOODNESS I tried to smooth my skirt, that is when I felt a lump in the back.  I just walked backwards right back into the bathroom, pulled out my skirt, and walked out with my head held high...Praying no one really saw but the little girl washing her hands.

And there you have it!  Thank you for sticking with me for another long post.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

1:15

About 1:00, I started thinking about...



And at 1:15, this is was I was doing about it...


(photo courtesy of Aubrey)
I actually got up to get the camera, but this is exactly what I was doing before.


Then within that same minute of 1:15, (she is a fast photographer)... I was opening one of these....


Aubrey was probably hungry since I still hadn't fed her lunch.

I laid that way until about 2:30 when I got up to do this post.  I still haven't done any productive housework today.  Oh, wait!  I wiped down the counter after breakfast.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Nightmare Much?

Tonight after I put the girls to bed, Colton was still awake and asked me to go lay with him.  So I did, and our conversation, well, creepy maybe?  He started telling me about how he never has dreams anymore.  I tried telling him that maybe he does, but he just can't remember them.  He of course disagreed.  Which probably saved my life because if he would have actually agreed with what I said I would have died of shock.  Anyway he started telling me about a few of his nightmares.  The gross one was about some science man trying to cut his head off in my mom's toy room. The next one he told me went like this....

Colton:  I dreamed that there were these really big black ants at Spencer's house, and they shut me out and it was dark.

The best part of the nightmare is that there are a TON of ants around Amy and my grandma's houses.

Poor kid, I wouldn't want to dream anymore either.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

I Hate to Admit....

I Hate to admit.....

*when I am wrong, lucky for me, that almost never happens

*that up until a month or so ago, Aubrey still had a "b" to go to sleep

*that one time, I got pulled over and was asked to get out of my car, and then the policeman told me I was driving with a suspended license, and then they impounded my car

*that more often than not, my socks don't match

*that I failed P.E. in 8th grade

*that when I am mad at Kent, like really, really mad...I think of the most ridiculous things I want to do, they are some of the meanest, most childish thoughts any one has ever had.  For example, ripping all his clothes off his hangers and leaving them all over the closet floor.

*that when you have that thing about you, that you hope no one notices, chances are I do

*how badly I want braces, and how many cavities I have gorging themselves on the soda and crap I indulge myself with everyday.

*how many bowls and dishes have gone to waste because I don't want to clean out the nasty food inside them, so I just throw them away.

*how much I rationalize

*that I swear under my breath way more than I should.  That sounds like if I only did it a little bit it would be ok...again with the rationalization

*that I take way too many things personal



Challenge Extended...

I was supposed to do this way earlier today, but whatever.  For those of you who read my blog and not Amy's(hehe)  the subject tomorrow is "I hate to admit.."  We are urging all of you to participate in this topic, I think it will be crazy fun and I am pretty sure, freakin hilarious. 

So just do it already...